advertising one's Pros and Cons

I have come to the conclusion, after apparently discovering that I am a walking, talking surprise, that everyone should pin a list of thier pros and cons to the front of thier shirt. This list should never be removed, so that everyone we meet can see this list and size up from what they see/read whether or not they want to be around you or not. And, due to the fact that it's my idea, I'll go first.

Just an FYI, I am NOT a layout genius...so this may be really pretty rough. Sorry about that, if it is.

( a * notes a attribute that could be either a pro OR a con, depending upon your outlook.)

PROS:

• very funny
• extremely devoted mother
• playful*
• enjoys yardwork
• experimental in kitchen*
• prone to settle into routine
• adaptable to stay home or go out*
• nearly always able to see both sides of an argument*
• creative
• bookworm*
• most often able to look on the bright side
• has bursts of unrivaled cleanliness
• at the point where a job must be done and no one else will do it, I'm your girl
• insanely tenacious, particularly when it comes to my children*
• highly interested in psychology, particularly abnormal psychology*
• very self-aware

CONS:

• slob
• very prone to laziness
• moody, especially susceptible to depression
• unschooled in proper etiquette
• sense of humor tends to be frat-boy-esque*
• intolerant of mouth/chewing noises to the point of near violence
• musical snob*
• has never maintained a full-time job for over 2 years
• life-long dream has been to be a stay-at-home-mother*
• quotes random movies/lyrics at random times*
• wishy-washy
• fickle/prone to "moods" in terms of likes/dislikes
• fascinated by true crime stories*
• terrible money manager
• hyper-critical, specifically of self
• intolerant of stupidity in others, especially when it is asinine and correctible stupidity*
• has a tendency towards being self-centered
• refuses to roll over and allow herself to be rail-roaded.* (This becomes especially prevalent about stupid things.)
• frequently unable to communicate exactly what she means, although the attempt is made through extreme effort
• extremely verbose and wordy
• prone to inappropriate joking
• lacking in self-control
• frequently lost in remembrances
• very, very easily lonely, even if surrounded by people.
• suggestible, especially in terms of self-image and confidence levels.

There. That's about all I can come up with right now. But it should be a pretty good idea of me.

So, wanna be friends now?